MeatShield chronicles the adventures of Dhur, a blissfully oblivious half-orc barbarian; Jaine, a half-elven bard graduate student; Ch’p, a halfling monk and pastry chef of the W’Shaa Monastery; Philonoth “Philo” Rhieune, arcane artificer and would-be spy, and Becky Sourbottom, dwarven paladin of Morridin (whether she likes it or not) and caber-tossing champion, as they adventure across the fantasy world of Ardris and beyond!