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“The bishop wore buttless chaps to the bar mitzvah. Andre the Giant gave a surprisingly nimble foot rub.”

Anyone seen Anchorman 2? Before his broadcast, Will Ferrell’s news anchor character Ron Burgundy rattles off a bunch of these lines before devolving into screams and dolphin noises. It sounds amusing, but anyone that’s heard a voice actor or a singer warm up knows it’s not too far from the truth.

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